Friday, September 20, 2013

First Honest Salesman Found



In what is being termed as the find of the millennium - after millions of Venture Capitalist funding - scientists claim to have found an honest salesman.

Prof. No It Ol has claimed to have gone to purchase a car when he ran into Jeff, who is being termed as a salesman who actually talks about the negatives about the vehicle that he being paid to sell.

Sir "That car had an accident about 3 months ago - you cannot notice it but I can tell by the color of the new bumper" said Jeff as he pointed to a shining part of the car which Prof Ol had not noticed and would not have noticed either had Jeff not brought it to his notice. The reason the arrogant professor(just like all others) said he would not have noticed the mark of the accident was because his RA had hidden his glasses as revenge for not allowing him to graduate about a year back.

Nonetheless, the honesty of Jeff had touched more Prof. Ol when he said "Go to the counter and tell them that you would pay only $12,000 for this baby as against the list price of $13,500 - and tell them you saw this, don't mention anything that I told you about."

As a matter of gratitude Prof. Ol has taken Jeff to his lab and is conducting a neuron mapping analysis to see what is it that is making Jeff such an honest man in the land of wolves.

More on the research as it unfolds....