"This is how this phone is switched on" Mitt said as he pressed a button to show a Samsung logo appear on the screen. He also went on to show some of the cooler features of the phone where he appear to touch his phone to another S3 user and they both smiled at each other. It was rumored that Mitt had actually received a donation of $50,000 from that user just with that one touch.
Meanwhile Apple are baffled as to how such a large sum of money was transferred in such a short span of time. "It is highly likely that Samsung has infringed one of our patents on how we take money for nothing and we are looking into it" said one of Apples' spokespersons, hinting at another lawsuit between the two mobile phone giants.
Not to be outdone the Obama campaign has bought the rival Apple iPhone 4 "We believe that this phone has all the features of the latest phone by Apple and is affordable to the masses" not knowing that the iPhone 4 does not support 4G-LTE. This was a direct endorsement of the middle-class that need a smartphone for next to nothing(iPhone 4 now costs only $1 online) and use it for nothing but to spend money on. By this action the Obama campaign has again connected to it's base(the middle class) and has also sent out a message say"3G is enough". The campaign also said that this would help bring back jobs unaware of the fact that Apple manufactures all it's product in a distant land where people work hard and ask for less pay.
Mitt Romney has rejected that this smart move by the Obama campaign may ruin his already non-existent connection with the masses saying "He's bought something that does not work and makes you spend money on it - just like his economic policies"
Paul Ryan incidentally is waiting for the next Nexus phone saying "It has the latest updates" and Joe Biden has no clue what was going on and had called the President from his outdated Nokia asking "What's all this phone thing about Barack?"
More to come...
Well written! Can't wait for more to come :)
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