In what is being termed as the most bizarre tax ever - the IRS is imposing a tax on all Democrats(considered losers by the Republicans - who still are not quite sure what happened in November) except for the ones who voted Mitt Romney. This new tax will affect any individual earning below $200,000 and families with income levels below $250,00 and is being called the Mitt Romney tax and also know in some circles as the "Loser Tax".
It is said that lobbyists behind this highly popular(with the rich) tax are out to show to the nations poor what it feels like to be a loser. The group behind this are said to former backers of Mitt Romney but have now turned to this to hurt all Republicans. They say " Obama was one of the worst Presidents in history and Mitt Romney lost to him. So just imagine how bad he himself must be. This is also the lesson to those who voted Obama" said Mr. Know Wrights the Press Secretary of American Crossroads the main group behind this plan.
"We want the poor and the downtrodden to know how it feels to be taxed unfairly - and that they must realize that they are losers for being poor - they must also how it feels to be called a loser and that's the main motive of this tax - A recent study in Massachusetts has shown that you tend fight back harder when you are down. This tax does exactly that. So, have you paid your Mitt Romney tax yet?"
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