In an unprecedented event God has forgotten to allot a summer season to North-East USA.
Religious leaders have also confirmed this act of forgetfulness and have blamed it on old age and added pressures of the job of being God. God incidentally is rumored to be thousands of years old - his son is himself more than 2000 years old as claimed by Jehovahs witnesses.
God was not available for comment but it is said that he may have purposely not switched the summer button-on, which he generally does sometime in April, with temperatures in May being in the low 50s. Conspiracy Theorists have blamed it on the coldness of the human race. A spokesman said : "I have spoken to the Powers-that-be and here's what has happened - God has not switched the summer button ON to let humanity know how cold they are. He has done it on purpose so that people would start being more warm to each other. He has asked me to let us generate our own warmth with each other", said Dean Sean Jean, the President of Conspiracies United.
We'll keep you posted on the happenings. As of now all calls to God are going into his voicemail. You can tweet him here.
No comments:
Post a Comment