Claiming that the dominance of the Chicago Bulls and Chicago Bears are over - the NYSE today announced that it was moving away from Chicago and giving importance to the two BIG teams in NBA from the East and West i.e. the Heat and the Thunder respectively.
Wilson Thun, the Media head of the NYSE today said "With due respect to Chicago that is home to both the Bulls and the Bears after months of discussion we have decided to change the naming conventions to Heat for what is currently the Bullish Market and Thunder to what is currently the Bear market. They have their significance in the fact that an Hot air balloon has Heat and hence rises and Thunder falls from the sky, which is also how the markets have been behaving off-late. The names that we had considered were Cowboys and Ravens among others".
Financial Analysts refused to comment on this change in the naming convention - though one on the condition of anonymity said "I do not understand the reason for this - I've always loved the Bulls as a team - moreover I think the Republicans are responsible for this because we know where President Obama is a Senator from.They do not want any kind of association with him. We know who controls the market."
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