Monday, October 29, 2012

New Jersey man challenges Sandy


A seemingly disturbed man Angel Cruz(name changed) has challenged Hurricane Sandy to cause more destruction to him than his ex-wife who incidentally had the same name.

Out on the streets and visibly disturbed - this man has been heard by area residents screaming "What else will you forcefully take from me Sandy? You took my house, money and kids from me anyway, all I got now is my life. Take it".

Initially the residents of the town of Harrison in Hudson County were filled with sympathy for the individual assuming he had lost his family to the hurricane. It was later that someone mentioned to the growing crowd of onlookers/sympathizers that his ex-wife(who now drives an expensive car given her alimony payments) goes by the same name that sympathy towards him diluted.

Given Sandys success, housewifes in the area intend to follow her example and go all out to get their own expensive cars. Men and insurance companies in the area now seem concerned.

Angel a life-long republican has also endorsed Mitt Romneys stance that President Barack Obama is responsible for Sandys current attitude(Link here) not fully understanding which Sandy his nominee was anyway speaking about.



(Image courtesy : http://www.theculturist.com/home/music-monday-rain.html)

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