Saturday, February 2, 2013

Zombies change mind about attack!



In what is being said as the most astonishing news for humanity, Zombies have now decided to cancel their well prepared plan to attack Earth. 

"Well we had plans to attack Humanity but we're not able to find it" said Zom-Bee the chief Zombie. "We have been planning to attack Earth and take it over and make the place as wretched as we are but now it looks like Humans have overtaken us in being the way we wanted them to be, in fact we're worried if we take them over, they may make us like them" he said with a very concerned expression. 

When asked how he knew about all this he said "We have intelligence reports, about the existence of stuff like banks and even supermarkets where humans are exploited - we are scared that our future generations would become like that or if they learn such trades. We have no currency and we eat what we want but I hear humans fight for food and water, I mean how worse can they get? I would not want my children and grandchildren to be fighting among each other for food.  So we're calling off the attack and in fact we're worried that they may attack us so we're preparing for the consequences and worst case we're all going to self-destruct than become like humans".

"I have also warned my alien brothers about the consequences of attacking Earth and they're pretty understanding about it too", he added and disappeared into thin air.


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