A man from Providence, RI has been reported having a goose for a pet and he even takes it for walks.
Ray has been spotted by residents of Providence walking into a supermarket with his goose in tow. It is said that the goose is very well behaved and does eat the grain or vegetables that is displayed at the store.
When asked Ray who is a life-long Republican and Celtics fan said "Look, Geese live more than dogs do and they don't have an attitude like cats, so basically they are more caring than cats and live longer than dogs. We are Mormons and are pro-life, when my dog Timmy died my son was sad for weeks, so I had to get him a pet that would not die soon and he would be mature enough by the time we reach such an eventuality. Which is why I got him this goose."
Asked if it was easy raising a goose he said "Yes and No, everything has a down-side like Rossi needs a diaper all the time and we need to take him to the lake for him to bathe and we've had coyotes having their eyes on our house sometimes but over he's a loving guy I must say, he's like having a toddler around all the time also during the winter he can't go out so he's a little noisy in the house, and again changing the diaper all the time..."
When we asked Rossi how he felt being a Mormon all he said was "back back, back back, quack".
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