Friday, November 16, 2012

The Mitt Romney guide to be a politican


Our Election expert Angel Cruise has decoded what makes Mitt Romney a politician.

1) It's all about the Money : Mitt Romney had raised more money than his competitor and this was the first time ever a challenger did raise more than a sitting President.



2) Have as many kids as you can - they'll surely vote for you : Now how would it feel if you lost by 1 vote? He's never gonna face that.




3) Don't Change your stance : Stay as far on the right of the road as you can - during the Primaries.



4) Change your stance : Okay if it's to win votes you can change you stance sometimes.



5) Be a fool at times : Act like you don't know something to prove a point. Like saying we have fewer ships and hence the Navy is worse. #HorsesandBayonets



6) Lie : Need I say more?




7)Be a successful businessman :



8) Run negative Ads :



9) Be over confident : don't write a concession speech, concession speeches are for losers



10) Demean your opponent:




11) Argue with yourself for practice :



12) Choose and inexperienced but charming running mate :



13) Practice a lot :




and finally... always remember
14) Don't try to be greater than your father was. 



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