Wednesday, March 20, 2013

People begin acting like Corporations


On account of support of the concept from Millionaire Mitt Romney(we forget what else was famous for) :


It is reported that people in California and New York are inspired and have begun acting like corporations.

One employee at Verizon outsourced his work to a firm in China while spending his time doing more productive activities like updating his Facebook status, or making sure his LinkedIn profile was updated with his latest project etc. (Link here)

He says "It's freedom, my firm wants the job done and I ensure it's done.More I'm a corporation too. How I get the work done is not anybody's business"

Here are a few other tasks that people have been performing to bridge the Corporation -People gap.

1) Outsource the tasks of organs that aren't functioning well - or if the same service is available at a lower cost

2) Move brains offshore

3) Clone self and open branches in low-cost, high-skill offshore locations

4) Utilize tax loopholes

5) Sell parts of themselves on the stock markets

6) Layoff parts of themselves that aren't making enough profit - e.g. appendix

7) Forming partnerships with multiple corporations

Many of these actions have been welcomed by Republicans.



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