Sandy - A relative of Ms. Liberty?

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Astrologists are looking into an angle that Sandy is actually the twin sister of Ms. Liberty(aka Statue of Liberty). Photographs show that Sandy spent a lot of time around Ellis Island off island of Manhattan just to say hello to her sister Liberty.

It is rumoured that the sisters loved each other a lot and Liberty who had left for the US in the 1880s was older by a few minutes and they had a tearful farewell. Sandy went on to study and become a scholar at a prestigious French university. 

Sailors have sometimes noticed Liberty look eastwards towards France looking for Sandy. Sandy decided to surprise her loving sister by pouncing on her from the back. This though did not go down well with Liberty and she seemed a little frightened not knowing it was her own sister(Pics below). 

After Ms. Liberty figured it was her own twin sister they did have a chat for a long time. One of the cameras even captured this tearful reunion. 

It has also been rumored that Liberty complained to Sandy about the lack of Metro service to her place, an issue into which her stronger sister has promised to look into(almost literally). 

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Mayor Bloomberg hires Deep sea divers to get city back on track

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Trying to get the self-proclaimed capital of the world, New York City back on it's feet Mayor Michael Bloomberg is leaving no stone unturned. After it became impossible for man to restore the citys' underground(and sometimes under the river too) subway system, the mayor hired deep-sea divers as shown above to get get work started before actual MTA employees step in. 

Expert divers have been called in from the west coast and have already begun work. Mayor Bloomberg said "This city never sleeps you know, so we are working 24/7 to get it up and running. Sharks have been spotted in New Jersey so we do not want untrained MTA employees to interact with them, hence we are hiring people with experience in the business and know the shark language". The picture below shows work underway by the diving team lead by expert diver Fnu Abhiram at Union Square Metro Station. 

President Obama has assured full support and said "Be it New York or Ohio, we will give full support to our people". 

Team Lead Fnu Abhiram when asked about progress said "Unlike what Mayor Bloomberg said, we're actually working 18/6 instead of 24/7 because we are humans too, not fish, so we need sleep and sunday off as well. We intend to spend Sunday shopping in New Jersey because the taxes in NYC are too high"

It has also been reported that a shark named Joy has been assisting the team in rescue and relief operations. Sharks in New Jersey(link here).  

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New Jersey man sees shark in backyard - claims it's a friend

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A man in coastal New Jersey has claimed that a shark he befriended during one of his swimming sessions in the Atlantic ocean and made friends with had come to visit him. "I know you would find it tough to believe that I have a aquatic friends and that they too have feelings" he said as he shared a photograph with a reporter.

"Joy, as he called the shark had asked me for my address when I met him last summer and said that he would surely come to meet me, at that time I thought he was kidding but now I believe" said Juan del Potro.

Zoologists who interviews Juans interaction with the shark has in collaboration with Geologists gone to work on a theory that either Hurricane Sandy had been caused by sharks which is bang opposite of what the Republicans say, who blame President Obama for Sandy(Link here).

Another theory is one that is proposed by an Astrologist Ramesh Mehta who claim animals can predict the future and that Joy had predicted Sandy would happen last year just like his pet parakeet who apparently told him that Mitt Romney would be contesting for president. When asked who would win the elections he went silent.

Meanwhile it is said that Joy used a good GPS to reach Juan and people have reported seeing on the way too.

When asked Joy what the secret of his good direction sense was, he said "Well I promised to meet my friend and I got to him by NOT using Apple maps". 

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