Trying to get the self-proclaimed capital of the world, New York City back on it's feet Mayor Michael Bloomberg is leaving no stone unturned. After it became impossible for man to restore the citys' underground(and sometimes under the river too) subway system, the mayor hired deep-sea divers as shown above to get get work started before actual MTA employees step in.
Expert divers have been called in from the west coast and have already begun work. Mayor Bloomberg said "This city never sleeps you know, so we are working 24/7 to get it up and running. Sharks have been spotted in New Jersey so we do not want untrained MTA employees to interact with them, hence we are hiring people with experience in the business and know the shark language". The picture below shows work underway by the diving team lead by expert diver Fnu Abhiram at Union Square Metro Station.
President Obama has assured full support and said "Be it New York or Ohio, we will give full support to our people".
Team Lead Fnu Abhiram when asked about progress said "Unlike what Mayor Bloomberg said, we're actually working 18/6 instead of 24/7 because we are humans too, not fish, so we need sleep and sunday off as well. We intend to spend Sunday shopping in New Jersey because the taxes in NYC are too high"
It has also been reported that a shark named Joy has been assisting the team in rescue and relief operations. Sharks in New Jersey(link here).
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