Monday, November 12, 2012

1% of US loses power for 4 years



In a very disheartening incident that happened on Tuesday the 6th of November 2012, 1% of the population of the United States of America lost power. An estimated 3 Million people would be without power for over 4 years based on current estimates. 

The elite who had conspired to take control of the country and run it like a "CORPORATION" failed badly on popular vote and would be cast into 4 years of exile. Repercussions are already being felt by the majority where as promised many of the rich have been firing their employees out of frustration. 






Said one billionaire Donald Duck "I had bet against this happening, I wanted power in our hands and had even got friends to invest in this plan, now I do not know what we're going to do without any power, this is a calamity for myself and the other 3 Million of us, they want us to more taxes, we already pay millions in taxes and that man wants us to pay more? Is he crazy? Next time we will not let anyone like him be the president, even if that means me spending $100M"

It is said their representative Pitt Mo'Money unexpectedly lost against a man who they claimed was no good and would surely not win. 



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