Our Election expert Angel Cruise has decoded what makes Mitt Romney a politician.
1) It's all about the Money : Mitt Romney had raised more money than his competitor and this was the first time ever a challenger did raise more than a sitting President.
2) Have as many kids as you can - they'll surely vote for you : Now how would it feel if you lost by 1 vote? He's never gonna face that.
3) Don't Change your stance : Stay as far on the right of the road as you can - during the Primaries.
4) Change your stance : Okay if it's to win votes you can change you stance sometimes.
5) Be a fool at times : Act like you don't know something to prove a point. Like saying we have fewer ships and hence the Navy is worse. #HorsesandBayonets
6) Lie : Need I say more?
7)Be a successful businessman :
8) Run negative Ads :
9) Be over confident : don't write a concession speech, concession speeches are for losers
10) Demean your opponent:
11) Argue with yourself for practice :
12) Choose and inexperienced but charming running mate :
13) Practice a lot :
and finally... always remember
14) Don't try to be greater than your father was.
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