Tuesday, November 6, 2012

7-eleven predicts Obama Victory

With opinion polls having their day in the sun - 7-eleven was to be left behind. It said that they had the best indicators of who would win this election. 



"We sell coffee to a lot of people and offer either a blue cup written 'Obama' on it or a red cup written 'Romney' on it, people are free to choose who they're gonna vote for and so far we have numbers of 59% Obama and 41% Romney among the 3 Million cups of coffee we sold since when this campaign has kicked off, this is the most accurate results you could ever get with no sampling error and no bias like the polls have" said Patel who himself was sipping coffee from a blue cup. "Even with a sampling error of 5% we expect 4 more years for the President" He added. 


"Last time too we had predicted Obama would win, look at the picture we had from the day of elections in 2008, most of the Obama cups had sold out and look at the number of Mc Cain cups that remained. We start off with equal quantities of both" he said as he shared this image with our reporter. 




The Romney campaign has dismissed this poll saying "It makes no sense, these guys have no idea about the electoral college etc. They are running a popularity contest, which is not what the aim is, the aim is to get Gov. Romney to the white house

One of our reporters asked Gov. Romney himself his opinion about this poll, "Well, when I was governor of Massachusetts we had the best education system in the country, we also had the lowest unemployment rate and we had rain and rainbows and clouds and trees and beautiful fall and spring seasons" he said in his typical merry-go-round fashion.  


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