Saturday, November 10, 2012

Republicans say Obama won because it was Obama


After his concession speech team Mitt Romney has said what could have been the main cause of a higgly unlikely democrat victory - Barack Obama.




"I mean even with all the money and negative ads that we were able to generate, it was tough to beat some like Obama, how can we ever get a candidate that speaks like him? People listen to him and are in tears. I haven't anybody do this other than my dad who would threaten to beat me - so when he spoke I would cry too but this is different. How can we beat someone with so much charm? Even Mitt Romneys' grand daughters love Obama. In fact they have asked Romney to give Obama four more years" said Ryan Paul the assistant to Paul Ryan.




"How do the democrats manage to get such eloquent speakers? First it was Clinton and now Obama. Why always them? Look at our best speakers G.W. Bush and Paul Ryan. Romney couldn't even stick to one point. He always contradicts himself all the time, he suffers from ADD and short-term memory loss." He added.






Apparently the Republicans are hiring good speakers to assist with their almost failed 2016 race in which they may have to deal with the potentially first woman president in Hilary Clinton.


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