Rescue workers are on the lookout for Aye Nup a software engineer who resides in North Jersey. He has been missing heavy rains hit the area.
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He was last spotted exercising at a gym in Newark and has been missing ever since.
He is around 5'8" tall, thin and has a fair complexion. His friend describe him as a sweet person who had no enemies, which rules the case of any gang/violence related incident.
Considering the fact that he was a sweet person Gov. Christie of New Jersey has ordered rescue workers to look in the two rivers around the area, Passaic and Hudson and also the Atlantic Ocean.
One of the theory is that he may have dissolved in the water owing to his sweetness and rescue workers are looking for traces of insoluble parts of the human body. They say if we can collect the water around where they find the insoluble parts, then there is hope of recovering him.
Sweetie D'Wary the head of the search and rescue team said "Yes, we are looking for the water after which we could perform a chemical process known as fractional distillation at our lab and get him back to life, I say fractional distillation because his head and body and legs would have different melting and boiling points"
More on this topic once he's found.
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