Friday, November 30, 2012

Scientists argue about leap year




In another meeting at Prague, Czech Republic, scientists from different disciplines are in the middle of what is being called the debate of the decade at a round table conference using a square table to discuss if the term leap-year was correctly termed.



"When you leap, you avoid a few objects, in this case the object is a day and we are humanity, so look at it? Are we avoiding days? No absolutely not. Are we avoiding time? No. In fact we are embracing an extra day, so where is the leap? In mine and the opinion of other scientists from the sphere of mathematics, this year and every 4th year should be a regular year and the other years should be a leap year because that is where we leap and avoid the few minutes as the Earth goes around the Sun" said Dr. Fnu Abbey Phd, MS, BE, TS, TP, PQRS as we were in pains to just list his qualifications.

"I on behalf of all English researchers agree with Dr. Fnu, and think that this year should be a regular year and corresponding years except the ones that are divisible by 4 without a remainder (smile) should be leap years" said Dr. Roy Dawn Phd, MS, BE, XL, Word, etc. his qualifications were even greater than his predecessors. In fact he even got a pat on his back for the "without remainder" statement from the math fraternity.

Dr. Eye No Psy from Korea a historian said " I know nothing of the math and naming conventions. This was a practice that is being followed by us for a long time and it would mean changing history and proving history was wrong. It would also mean changing the mindset of 6 billion people which is not an easy task  esp given the breeding rate in some nations in Asia."

The Sociologists led by Dr. Am No Way said "Look, what we are looking at doing is changing the social mindset of 6.3 Billion to be precise(serious look at Dr. Psy), so from a social perspective it's a tough task and would involve a lot of risk especially the risk of social rejection to those who don't follow the norms and may also give rise to more rebels". Which got a nod of appreciation from the Psychologists.

More to follow...




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